Men... Here’s how to tell she just wants your money

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One man's trash is another man's treasure.' — 50 Cent, in an interview with XXL Magazine about Kanye West possibly writing a song called 'Perfect Bitch' about Kim Kardashian. 'You don't have.

Monday, January 28, 2013

BY DONNA HUSSEY-WHYTE All Woman Writer husseyd@jamaicaobserver.com

'For I don't care too much for money, for money can't buy me love.' 'Money is like a sixth sense - and you can't make use of the other five without it.' - William Somerset. “They’re a classic buy, but on trend in both new and vintage styles,” says Kuper. Initially designed in 1953, the horsebit loafer is reinvented every season, yet.

SOME women are experts at extracting money from men; they possess the ability to never work a day in their lives, but enjoy all the frills and perks that come to those who work hard for their money.

Some men are able to spot the rake and hightail it away from these women without getting burnt in the pockets, others get caught in their webs, because many of these women also possess the feminine wiles that make letting go very hard for men.

It's possible for these women to con men for years without the men suspecting a thing it's a game where the woman is the winner, and the man, the distributor of her winnings.

For the most part, the scheme is so well planned that men are none the wiser, until they run out of money and the women move on.

So guys, how do you know she just wants you for your money? Below, a professional on the matter, Candy, an unemployed kept woman for 11 years who has mastered the art of getting money from men at the blink of an eye, spills the beans.

1. She gives you the same story three or more times for the month. If she tells you she has no bus fare for work, or money for gas and you gave her enough to cover the month and then some, then she is lying, even if she pouts and cries and gives you kisses.

2. She is calling you from the hairdresser to tell you she has no money for the kids to go to school or that she has no food in the house for them. Lie! If she was so concerned, a hairdo would be the last thing on her mind.

3. She calls your phone round the clock to remind you about the 'thing', and each time she calls the story slightly changes — first it was her mother who needed the money for a doctor's bill, then it's her daughter who needs gymnastics lessons, then it's she who needs an urgent visit to a chiropractor. Lie!

4. She tells you her mother is in the hospital and needs surgery, and when you tell her you hope mom is feeling better, she gives you a blank stare, then a cut eye, then you don't hear from her for days, until she calls again near payday, saying her mother is very ill and she needs some money to 'borrow'.

5. For five years you have been giving her money for college tuition and books, but even after five years there is not even a diploma to show.

6. She brags that she has another man whose sole purpose is to provide her with money and that you are the one she is really interested in, yet she is constantly asking you for money for just about everything. This means she has a man who is providing her with money, but that man is you. Chances are the money is being used to support her real man, who isn't you.

7. She tells you she has a job interview the following week and needs a new suit and money for a hairdo. But when you run into her after the alleged interview and ask her how it went, you get the blank stare, then the 'oh, yeah, that... I didn't get the job'.

8. She never calls to find out how you are doing and never asks how your day was. Instead, each time she calls it's when she wants you to do something for her that requires money. Then after receiving it, she conveniently forgets to call to say thanks... until the next time.

9. You wish for some saucy text messages to get you through your mundane workday, but all you get are 'please credit me $25' texts.

10. You know you're not the cutest, you have a mirror, dang it, plus you've been blessed with the personality of cheese. But she looks like Halle Berry, with a body to match, and she agreed to date you. It's not true love. Love isn't blind. It's what's in your wallet.

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A woman has warmed revellers against drinking during New Year's after a video of her having sex in a club went viral.

A woman who was filmed allegedly having sex in a nightclub has warned others to watch how much they drink this New Year’s Eve. Picture: SuppliedSource:Supplied

A woman who was caught on camera allegedly having sex in a nightclub is now warning others to watch the amount of alcohol they consume – to avoid making a similar mistake.

The sex romp video, which has now gone viral, was secretly filmed in The Beach Nightclub in Cleethorpes, UK.

Reports claim the woman, who wished to remain anonymous, was “ashamed” of her actions but had no recollection of being in the venue.

The video has since been widely shared and the pair have been condemned for their behaviour.

Anne Coleman, chair of Cleethorpes Pub Watch, said she was disgusted by the couple’s behaviour on “Mad Friday” (Mad Friday is the last day before Christmas) and by the person who filmed them.

The woman at the centre of the sex romp viral video said she had no memory at all of being in the venue. Picture: SuppliedSource:Supplied

“It is clear that the door staff and management were distracted in some way, otherwise they would have dealt with it and ejected the two of them,” she said.

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“I think the person who filmed them is just as bad as the two people. Someone thought it was funny to film it, but it is unacceptable.”

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The woman in question has now issued a warning to people out celebrating the New Year this week not to consume so much alcohol, but she denied the pair had sexual intercourse.

“Alcohol can be dangerous and, quite frankly, the fact that I can’t remember even walking into the club unsettled me,” she said.

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The pair were caught in the act by a stranger in The Beach Nightclub in Cleethorpes. Picture: SuppliedSource:Supplied

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She told Grimsby Live: “’I am ashamed of what happened that night. I had drunk more than I ever have and regret the decisions I have made.

“I do believe it has been blown out of proportion, as there was no physical penetration. I understand the issues with what happened and the implication of what was seen but would like to move on.”

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Ms Coleman said the incident would be discussed at next month’s meeting of her group to learn lessons and reinforce licensing rules.

The woman, who denied having sex in the nightclub, said she was ‘ashamed of what happened that night’. Picture: SuppliedSource:Supplied

Drinking in moderation come New Year’s Eve might not seem like the most lively way to enjoy a party of celebration – but it is by far the safest.